Your 5 best summer friends:
1. The hot surfer dude / dudette. / They know where all the good parties are at and they ll get you in!
2. The barman of your favourite bar. / Befriend him and the free shots will keep flowing.
3. The guy with the best gadgets at the beach. / He ‘ll know where the good wi-fi spots are.
4. Newly weds. / Find out when the next wedding is taking place. Follow the crowd to the party. Crash it.
5. Arab sheikh on a boat. / Buy a bottle of champagne, share, get invited on their boat
And now for the 5 holidayers to avoid at all costs..:
1. The miserable family with 3 screaming young kids. / The screaming, the food, the toys. Need we say more?
2. The local ladies man. / Avoid unless you to hear funny accents, cheezy pick-up lines, bad alcohol.
3. The backpacker. / They ll try to get a free ride; sleep on your sofa.
4. B-celebrities. / You ‘ll end up photobombing the cover of numerous gossip sites.
5. Roudy guys playing rackets on the beach. / Noise, danger, simply very annoying.